DENTAL JOKES-Just for a laugh ?
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that had to be filled.
“Now , young man ,”asked the dentist , what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?”
“Chocolate, please,” replied the
boy.
An elderly patient went to have her teeth checked “your teeth are good for the next 50 years” the dentist beamed. To which she replied. “What will they do without me?”
“ I came in to make an appointment with the dentist.” said the man to the receptionist .”I’m sorry sir” she replied .”He’s out right now , but ...” “Thank you “ interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient . “When will he be out again?”
Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $200
Patient: $200 for just a few minutes work????
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly, if you like.
Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be a new man after these cosmetics procedures.
Patient : Ok doc, but don’t forget to send the bill to the new man !